mudgina

Noun; anus, or an extremely sloppy vagina.

Don't forget to wipe your mudgina after you take a shit. That chick last night had a serious case of mudgina, it was so sloppy.

by Jesus Crosby-Lindner November 10, 2007

mugging

staring somebody up and down

why was you mugging me yesterday?

by nay-nay October 2, 2003

A New York mugging

This is when a lesbian gets a man to come back to her house then her and her partner tie the man down jerk him off and put his sperm in turkey baster and eject the sperm in both there vaginas then they keep the man tied down for a couple weeks just in case the first try didn't work.

I was walking home when a beutiful girl told me to come to her apartment when i entered her girlfriend tackled me and they both tied me down and jacked me off. They kept me until they were both pregnant which was two weeks and that was "a new york mugging". It was experience i dont like to discuss.

by the next big porn star July 28, 2009

Reverse Mugging

When you go to rob a clerk or a bank but someone has a shotgun, bat, whatever weapon and mugs you back.

Peter went out to rob the supermarket but the clerk started reverse mugging him.

by eylmao February 3, 2018

Gothic Mugging

The act of having oral sex on a female corpse, then having a companion jump down from her tombstone onto her stomach in order to spray her decomposed innards all over his face and mouth. Usually done around halloween.

Greg: "Man, my girlfriends sister died in a car accident last night, you thinking what i'm thinking?"

Reese: "Sweet! In about two months she'll be ripe for a Gothic Mugging."

Greg: "I'll set a reminder on my iphone."

by Nillows March 19, 2010

Munging

A topic of discussion so repulsively grotesque that it will destroy relationships and leave the participants irreperably scarred.

David was foolish enough to mention the word 'munging' on a date. She never spoke to him again.

by David the Unwise November 10, 2008

cotton headed ninny muggins

Somebody who feels like they can't do something right.

Buddy the elf thinks he is a cotton headed ninny muggins because he can only make 85 etcha sketcha's instead of 1000 like the other elves. He is NOT a cotton headed ninny muggins because he is a human as pappa elf tells him. A good example of a cotton headed ninny muggins is somebody that blows a country to pieces because they THOUGHT they had weapons of mass destruction. What you know somebody that did that? Wow then we all know a cotton headed ninny muggins!

by Cheeky Elf September 25, 2006