Muddy Grandpa

The act of sticking one of your balls, or ball sac, in or around your ass hole and farting. More than likely ending up with poo on your testicles.

Every time Taylor farts he turns it into a Muddy Grandpa.

by MuddyLuger July 12, 2010

muddy hot rod

The act of doggy style sex that includes a couple of "accidental" swift yet violent thrusts into the girls anus.

James was givin brandy a spin until a good muddy hot rod ended it all.

by barchizer March 6, 2014

Muddy dick

During anal sex when the receiver excretes on the dick of the person performing the acts.

Ethan - "Yo Luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy dick last night"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"

by Mud Dick February 9, 2017

muddy tugger

When feces is used for a had job.

I stink because that dirty stupid bitch gave me a muddy tugger last night.

by John Bigsack October 1, 2017

Muddy Bucket

The act of shitting (preferably watery in consistency) into a bucket and keeping it by your bed and when you are ready to cum with a girl you stick their head in the bucket and then pull them up and as they gasp for air you cum inside their mouth making sure not to make contact with the 'mud'.

I did the muddy bucket last night and now my room stinks and I'm single again.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017

Muddy Unicorn

When someone is getting pegged with a unicorn horn strap-on and the pegee sharts on the ‘corn horn.

The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .

by Coolmedian June 12, 2018

Muddy Pinecone

To insert a Pinecone into the anus. Can be played as a game, whoever keeps the Pinecone in the longest wins.

Me, Karen, and Mark had us a good old fashion Muddy Pinecone contest, of course Karen took home the trophy.

by P-Cone June 2, 2020