mississippi mudflaps

sagging stretched out vaginal lips

i nearly drowned in her mississippi mudflaps

by gdaxon February 15, 2007

Turkish Mudflaps

The Set up:
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.

The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.

"That little dude likes to do the turkish mudflaps with the chubbies he fucks."

"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"

by Schpooken November 5, 2009

Danish Mudflaps

Pretty much the same thing as Turkish mudflaps, but neater and with better insurance

OMG she/he has Danish Mudflaps!

by Maggot211 May 11, 2015

stanky mudflaps

A vagina so worn out that the labia(lips) hang low like a nutsack.

I told the bitch to roll up her stanky mudflaps because she was attracting seagulls.

by tjfidi9frigigkiigifigrumpySeaw March 29, 2017

mudflaps

The buttocks, bum cheeks, ass. The flesh surrounding the turd cutter. When you pinch a loaf the combination of two bum cheeks act as both guidance system and splashguard.

"Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mudflaps - my girl's got 'em!" - lyrics from "Big Bottom", Spinal Tap.

by boltonoutlaw December 9, 2008

Mudflaps

A male term for when you wipe your ass back to front and get shit on your balls

Hey bro, how do you wipe your ass?
I wipe back to front
Haha, mudflaps!!

by Maisonette April 30, 2019

Mudflaps

During anal sex between two homosexual males, the testicles of the partner engaging as "bottom" will serve as protective boundaries in regards to the excessive fecal splashings that occur during such interludes.

"My fudge was being packed so hard that my mudflaps were like chocolate covered strawberries."

by Mudflaps January 30, 2005