moving like Bernie 

A new dance getting popular in the south. To move it like Bernie, dancers go limp and do their best impersonations of of the dead guy from Weekend at Bernie's

Guy 1: Did you see the youtube video where they're moving like Bernie?
Guy 2: Nah
Guy 1: You should watch it... it's pretty sweet!

moving like Bernie by boutros boutros boutros ghali November 17, 2010

mapinguari 

A terrifying, red-haired, giant sloth with backwards feet and armadillo-like claws living in the Amazonian rainforest - stands over 6 feet on hind legs. It emits a foul stench and a spine-tingling howl that instills permanent fear and panic to one who hears it. Is said to rip skulls off humans and suck out their delictable brains as well ripping apart palm trees for the insides. Ancestors of the mapinguari roamed the Americas, the Caribbean and Antarctica.

The mapinguari legend has spawned the pursuit for proof of existence, as has Bigfoot.

mapinguari by Long Lost Fan January 2, 2006

Chefs Mopping Bowl 

When you are having anal sex with a woman doggystyle, then proceed to throw up in the small of her back and then pull your penis out and mix it around like you are making a bowl of spaghetti. If you just ate spaghetti, even better.

"Hey Ladies, names Steven, anybody up for a Chefs Mopping Bowl?"

Chefs Mopping Bowl by FlintBeastwood December 31, 2013

I just keep moving forward. 

Phrase used by fucking chaderen yeager against whack marley. Commonly used against battling depression, severe ptsds and much more. #genocide

Gay: MAN MY LIFE SUCKS! IM SO DEPRESSED!

Chad: I'm depressed too, but I just keep moving forward.

I just keep moving forward. by Lolalalalalalalallaalaljwbwbwb December 9, 2020

mooing 

When someone repeatly complains or asks about someone or something.

Harry: When's it my turn?
(30 seconds later)
Harry: I wanna turn, when's it my turn maate?
(not long after)
Harry: Mate?

Jimbo: I'm nearly finished with her, quit your mooing!

mooing by jjhampden September 5, 2011

Moring 

The act of mistyping morning as moring.

Man I kept moring yesterday on my TPS reports. I need more sleep.

Moring by Smaaaaaaaaashmouth May 30, 2019

Moving

Action of packing your life in tiny boxes, entrusting it to careless movers or clumsy friends, before unpacking it in a new place a couple of days/weeks later and forgetting about that one last box for over a year.

Moving: “We’re now officially moved. Because I finally unpacked the last box. Now it’s official. Hahaha” (Helen Parr - The incredibles)

Moving by Lenny Penny November 18, 2020