shake the monster

To pee, take a leak. Implying that you have a large penis.

I'll be right back fellas, I've gotta go and shake the monster.

by hankthefourth March 8, 2021

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The Green Monster

When fucking a chick with green hair from behind...you pull out and shoot your semen over her head while also playing the final out of the 2004 World Series saying Boston is the World Champs.

Tom: How did you date go last night Chris
Chris: It went awesome!! We went back to my place after dinner, and I gave her The Green Monster!

by IVIR Pay2Play May 17, 2021

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moisteras

A spanglish term for very attractive girls who you think you could hook up with.

"Hey Timmie, take a look at those moisteras, let's see what you got".

by B Wabo April 29, 2008

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he has the monster

by op October 20, 2003

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Based upon a character in Stephen King's "The Stand", a monster shouter is one who, for no reason other than their own belief that everything and everyone around them is part of a conspiracy which will surely bring about the world's end, takes to the streets, the internet and anywhere s/he can gain public voice to rail aloud that the end is coming and we are all surely doomed.

When the H1N1 flu virus hit the US en masse, monster shouters took to the streets proclaiming this was "judgement" and "the end of days".

by Dante's Infernal July 16, 2010

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