moochy

A person who mooches all of your things. Is constantly over at your house playing your video games, drinking your pop, and eating your food. Really shouldnt have any friends except creepy people that laugh at his crappy jokes that he steals off the interweb. Usually is cheap and doesnt buy something even if he needed it and had the money. Probably still owns a CD player and will upgrade to the Ipod shuffle whenever they drop below the 50 price range. Dr. Phil: My advise is to break up the relationship boot him out of his house and send him back to his CD player and PS2 or N64.

Mitch you are constatly up at my house playing my games and drinking my pop, quit being such a moochy.

by Dr. Phil 666 July 10, 2007

Mooch

A person who takes everyone elses shit; sometimes the mooch will ask for something (like one chip from the bag), and then continue to eat those chips until the bag is completely finished. This also known as a Mathew Hunter Cullen.

My friend came over today and he Mathew Cullened all my food! What a Mooch.

by Scott & Justin February 12, 2008

moocher

one who always begs for free things and won't ever go away, even if you do give him stuff.

"This moocher won't leave nne alone, he keeps begging me for socks..."

by serge golub March 14, 2004

MOOCHER district

A congressional district where the primary demographic receives support from the government, thereby perpetuating socialism, and idiot democrats who seem to get re-elected in spite of their obvious incompetence

Hank Johnson keeps getting re-elected because he comes from a moocher district.

by sarj/Dieselnut59 April 5, 2010

Mooch

Mooch is when you do something for no real reason or you just aimlessly carry out tasks subconsiously.

I was in my room just having a mooch.

I wasn't really doing anything, just mooching around

We mooched around the mall for a bit.

by James2968 February 27, 2011

moochaliny

one tha abuses ones friendship and only calls you when he?she needs somthing
one that always asks you
"you got a couple bucks I can borrow, jst till payday...Ill pay you back"?
"got a spare sig"?
"can I have kill"?
"Can you cash this cheque for me"

fuck guy is suck a moochaliny, he needs to give his fucking head a shake.

by Joel R June 3, 2005

moochnwalk

Pronounced "mooch and walk", when you are walking somewheres wth someone and they hold you up constantly because of their mooching. Can be used as a verb or noun.

As a verb: Will stop moochnwalking, we've taken almost two hours to get to a store thats usually five minutes away!

As a noun: Bill is such a moochnwalk; that's why I never go to lunch with him.

by jgml2 July 6, 2007