I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

Child-molester molester

One that brings justice from molesting child-molesters

Child molesters make me sick! Child-molester molesters, on the other hand, make my twat gush like the Nile! ::moan::

by grokyaballz July 13, 2009

molester

someone who subjects others to unwanted or improper sexual activities

"Is my husband a child molester?"

by Babyloo May 19, 2014

modemtuh

a short woman that sits on valuable things so that she can see the TV over her stacks of AARP magazines.

My damn modemtuh aunt sat on my new video card and motherboard boxes and ruined them!!

by sammy zipdisk January 17, 2005

molest

to touch without permission

dude did you even ASK that dog if you could pet it? It's really uncool to molest things

by mc wiggle April 27, 2007

Modestyahoo

Someone that tries too hard to be funny and accentuate their charm by pretending they are dumb and annoying. Usually done through online gaming or trolling internet forums.

That dude's a pretty decent guy, but he's always pulling the Modestyahoo bit. People think he's a dumba$$.

by jasonace October 19, 2011

Modestin

Modestin is a big, black, fat, obese, man whom is bullied by the one and only bailey porter.

Modestin you are a big, black nig- cant say that even in typing.

by ASDFGVUYBIGV July 25, 2023