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Adam Mitchel Lambert

No words can describe of how amazing this man is. He's sweet, caring, funny, adorkable, and just ah. I don't know what to say about his voice. Holy shiznits. His voice is beyond amazing; along with his sweet hair, gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes. He's the type of guy that's just not afraid to be himself; he's not afraid to put his self out there. :)
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Mitch Hedberg

A american comedian.
02/24/1968–03/30/2005
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right."--Mitch Hedberg
by nirvana563 May 7, 2005
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Micheal jackson

ONE OF THE BEST MUSICAL ARTIST`S OF ALL TIME
by i luv micheal jackson October 17, 2009
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shit fire and save matches

An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.
Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.
by goobershanker April 6, 2004
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Mitchell

He's plainly a really weird but funny guy when you first meet him but after you get to know him better you understand that he simply is a guy with a great heart and steady mind. He loves to sing, act, etc. He always falls for girls but can only think of one that he goes to practice with everyday. (Viv) He has big blue eyes that you feel like you could get lost in and has blonde hair and super cute freckles. He simply just is a great guy and if you ever meet a Mitchell stop and talk to him he could just help you out because he loves to stand up for people and he will ALWAYS be there if you need him.
Person #1-" Did you talk to Mitchell cause I think he really likes you"!
by Heyits_aperson June 16, 2017
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Michelle Beadle

Very attractive woman who currently hosts Sports Nation on ESPN.
That girl is almost as hot as Michelle Beadle!
by adri0801 December 30, 2009
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Mitch Hedberg

A comedian with the most off beat, hilarious sense of humour ever heard to man. Created a cult-like following of loyal subjects that wish they were half as funny as his dog. Tragically, Mitch departed this world in late March 2005, leaving us only with fond memories and this lesson learned:

1. Everyone worth anything is on drugs
2. Drugs kill people
3. Everyone worth anything dies
"I was sitting at a bar, and no one was talking to me cuz I had just did a show *Crowd laughs*, and this guy bumped into me, and he didn't apologize, he just said, 'Move!' which I thought was rude, so I said, 'Go to hell,' and then I started to run. He caught up with me. He had a moustache, a goatee, earrings, a pair of sunglasses, his hair was in a pony tail, and he was wearing a hat. He said, 'Hey! You got a lot of nerve!' I said, 'Hey, you've got a lot of............cranium accesories!" *Everyone laughs. Mitch laughs* Ha, this a smart crowd. When I play the dumb crowds I have to say, 'You've got a lot of shit on your head!'"
by Peasento May 5, 2005
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