Mister-ess

Noun. A male version of a mistress. A man having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married woman.

Her mister-ess was patiently waiting in his car to go out with her. She knew she wasn’t going to pay anything for the dinner. The mister-ess took her back home and gave her a doggie bag to give to her kids at home.

by venomfactor13 September 12, 2019

Mister Twatbox

Someone who is self important to a degree of uber arrogance.

Mister Twatbox is Someone who is regarded by most people as a complete dick, even amongst his friends.

i.e 'That Mr Twatbox Gordon Broon'
'Here comes Mr Twatbox, try and ignore him'

by Elbow grease May 9, 2010

Mister sj

A fucking badass who rules the world and smokes heavy ganj

Mister sj is savage

by Mikeyrogs September 11, 2021

mister-produce

To mister-produce; To mister-produce something: A verb that describes the very professional and sophisticated (technical) management required during A Emergency Meeting.

Comes from the noun"Mister Producer" , which has been the same person in every known case:

Sir Andrew Tate (the Top G).

"Yo bro, have you seen the recent emergency meeting?"

"yeah man, It was mister-produced flawlessly !"

"FAX! I wish I could mister-produce like that."

by NVBJP June 15, 2023

Mister Salties

A guy's balls; male genitalia

"You got some nice Mister Salties down there."

by Pickles Lubzie January 26, 2010

Jagger Mister

The mist you get on your face when Mick Jagger releases his seed after a long night of coke induced necro sex.

"Bro, I snorted 2 lines and give this chick a Jagger Mister last night"

by Kiyoshi Kane October 1, 2023

El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.

All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!

by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017