misclean

A sensation. The feeling of ants parading around one's rectum.

Good lord! Are there ants on my anus or did I just misclean?

by Phondookee July 8, 2005

minklewich

verb. mink-uhl-witch.

A sexual maneuver in which the male, while in coitus, bangs the female so hard she begins to cry. The male then leans down, very close to the female's ear and whipers in a stern, unyielding voice, "shut the fuck up".

Guy 1: "Yo dude, see that bitch crying over there at the salad bar?"
Guy 2: "Yea."
Guy 1: "I totally minklewiched her last night."
Guy 2: "Niiice."

by captain "gerg" fantastic April 13, 2007

Mincess

A term relating to the campest of camp gay men. A princess who minces.

"Oh, you are such a damn mincess!"

by Gavin Anderson June 12, 2004

Minglet

A chick who wears bulky men's singlet under her clothes.

"Alexis stop wearing MINGLETS under your school dress!"

by ARRREXIS September 29, 2009

Minced regression

Happens mainly when you have just been told off/dissed/burned. This is a failed attempt to put some ice on that burn, or to insult them back. When you make a horrible come back that nobody gets or is just plain weak, making you look like even more of a fool.

Max: "We're out of butter"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"

by Coolging805 December 11, 2011

minoleum

it's better than linoleum

dam taieyeishaa got that new minoleum!

by minoleum November 20, 2017

minkledoodle

the worst swear word that can ever be used by a human being. it means cereal-face

example:

you lazy minkledoodle

by lilynoodle August 25, 2022