by D. Edge March 17, 2003

Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
How to spot a MILF:
Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
How to spot a MILF:
Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
by <insert> January 25, 2005

by PSYCHO MUTHER FUCKER December 22, 2004

When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?
by Me April 15, 2005

by Lyris October 16, 2003

my m8z mum is a milf and she is so fit i would shag her hard ive seen her strip 4 me she looked very nice in her sexy red lacy thong
by milf fucker July 15, 2007
