mika

mika is kind and thoughtful and gorgeous and amazing and swaggy and but not saggy and fit and just IT!!!!

hey gurlie i’m supposed to find a gurl named mika have you seen her?
no but it’s probably that person over there omg do hot

by hotgurlie55 March 25, 2022

Mika Syndrome

when a person is manipulating and gaslighting a friend only showing the worst of that person to their common friends without showing what they did then victim playing, and when that person starts knowing their self worth they start acting like an angel but also saying horrible things and doing unexplainable actions to that person

Mika syndrome person: look what X sent me
Person 1: omg she is so horrible what a bitch
X: *..being sent worse things from them*

by mika hater May 23, 2024

Mika Mid

mika , a mid person who we all thought was good , but really wasn't.

Mika mid was a bad person basically.

by cloudywoudycoudy May 6, 2022

mika

He's your dad bro. He's hella horny all the time and looks at girls all day on tiktok. He got 2 milly on the side and flips more houses than you own. Built like a discord admin but is a nice guy

Person 1: That guy looks like a discord admin and he's staring at that girl
Person 2: Yea that's mika

by adkjhaskjlhdkashdlkashdlkjh213 January 1, 2022

Mika

The owner of the Washington Capitals

MIKA ZIBANEJAD! WITH 5 GOALS!!

by I<3PeterGriffin&Shesty February 3, 2022

Mika

The best person on earth.She hates chocolate and a girl named lulu

Mika,I love you

by mikatoldmetodothis November 18, 2019

Mika

Is choking all the time when you meet him in public. Usually is a gaming addict but can be social too. Likes to participate in so caliled choke for the coke battles

guy: Yooo what was that noise?

girl: Dont worry its just mika

by Moritz April 18, 2020