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Mandarin Surprise

Sexual services of an unspecified nature, usually provided by a paid sex worker. Similar in nature to the designation of "dealer's choice." The purchaser is taking a leap of faith that the "Mandarin Surprise" will be worth the elevated price while simultaneously getting the added benefit of the "thrill of the unknown."

Note: a Mandarin Surprise can be executed by any race of sex worker and is not exclusive to those of Mandarin descent.
Oral is $100, anal is $250 or you can get a "Mandarin Surprise" for $500.
by wvshrk April 14, 2010
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ManDad

Guy: I dont want to be a ManDad..
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Mandages

Mandages is hip and cool way to say nipple tape and has a plural form (Mandages).
Or when you use bandages to cover up your nipples to conceal or protect them.
I hate it when my nipples poke out of my t shirts, and shittily enough i ran out of mandages.
by Ekkkkkkksssss Deee May 12, 2018
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Mandaloring

Exercising your authority as leader of the Mandalorians.
nothing pisses me off more than someone ignoring me when im mandaloring
by Cowdog335 September 30, 2019
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Mandacity

Rude or disrespectful behavior coming from a man.
The degree of rudeness and the lack of respectability coming from that guy could only be called one thing: Utter Mandacity!
by Clean & Mean July 21, 2020
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Mandam

Group of people in popular upcoming movie Halloween Ends.
Come on Mandam! Evil cooms tonight!”
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Mandarizz

When you're trying to rizz up a Chinese girl using Mandarin only.
Bro: I just got the exchange student's number.
Me: Damn, nigga got that mandarizz!
by nutdevourer January 28, 2023
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