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Real-O-Meter

1. An indicator, not unlike a thermometer, determining the level of realness one possesses at any given moment in time. Both ends of the Real-O-Meter are synonymous with hot and cold colours; Red being the most real, blue being piss-weak.
1. "And that's when shit went crazy like Gnarls Barkley, man. I pushed my Real-O-Meter into the red"
by P-Monay August 9, 2006
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Parking Meter

Shoving a handful of quarters into a girl's slot and then leaving her on the sidewalk next to the gutter.
Rita the Hooker charged me for a whole hour when she only had to work for three minutes, so I gave her a parking meter in exact change.
by sno September 28, 2004
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Cunt-O-Meter

Rating system used by Cybershell13 in his Youtube videos that tells you how hard/annoying enemies and bosses are in Sonic the Hedgehog video games
Asteron got a whopping 42 on the Cunt-O-Meter, which makes him the King of Cunts
by rtv0587 July 6, 2009
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kink-o-meter

The device that measures the level of kinkiness in a given situation.
JT's comment about the vibrator raised the level on the kink-o-meter beyond the limits of safety.
by Infinity.Syc0 December 30, 2005
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weird shit-o-meter

A phrase made popular by Will Smith in "Men In Black",which can be used to decribe one's reaction to a strange situation.
Even After I smoked a bowl of marijuana during the movie "Eraserhead",it still ranks about a 9.5 on the weird shit-o-meter.
by Vagina Coastguard December 14, 2003
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pussy meter

1. A guage that determines how much pussy one receives.
2. A material possession that enhances your attraction to the opposite sex.
3. A possession that enhances your chances of getting sex.
4. An item / object that would make someone feel the urge to sleep with you.
5. Potential chance to get some pussy!
This new car will surely enhance my pussy meter.
My pussy meter is at a thousand, thanks to these new nikes I'm wearing on the first day of school.
Women like me with a beard, I'm pretty sure it adds 10 points to my pussy meter!
Wearing hammer pants in 2008 decreased my pussy meter by 100 points!
by Tyrone D December 3, 2007
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mack-o-meter

A half-imaginary instrument formed by bending both arms inward at the elbow and placing the right over the left, then using the right arm as a meter needle (much like on a speedometer) to measure the level of "mackage" that one person (usually a guy) is doing towards another (usually a girl, hopefully).

Once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be "called" as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of Man Law.

This noun can be pronounced "Mack-O-Meter" (mak-oh-mete-er) or "mackometer" (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.
Big Country: *quickly assembled Mack-O-Meter at full meter with arms* Uh oh, Padilla, MACKING!

Padilla: Shut up!

Todd: Oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the Man Laws.

Padilla: Fine...
by Padilla November 28, 2006
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