P-Monay's definitions

gangstacular

1. combination of 'gangsta' and 'spectacular', usually used to describe a person or event that takes the breath away.

1. Miguel is Gangstacular beyond compromise.

by P-Monay August 9, 2006

smoten

1. past tense of smite

1. "I shall smite thee with the word of Him. Oh God, tell me who to smite and they shall be smoten!"

by P-Monay August 9, 2006

Real-O-Meter

1. An indicator, not unlike a thermometer, determining the level of realness one possesses at any given moment in time. Both ends of the Real-O-Meter are synonymous with hot and cold colours; Red being the most real, blue being piss-weak.

1. "And that's when shit went crazy like Gnarls Barkley, man. I pushed my Real-O-Meter into the red"

by P-Monay August 9, 2006

ginormagantuan

1. Something so large in stature, that only a combination of the words giant, enormous and gargantuan can barely describe it's mammoth proportions.

1. My penis is ginormagantuan

by P-Monay August 9, 2006

fuck your ass

1. All encompassing phrase used primarily as a substitute for shut the fuck up but not limited to that.

1a. Mum: "Oz, can you clean your ro-"
Me: "FUCK YOUR ASS!"

1b. Me: "You comin out tonight?"
Fats: "Nah man. I'm beat after walking up those stairs."
Me: "Well, fuck your ass then"
*walks off*

by P-Monay August 9, 2006