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merked

An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.
"i just merked that kids bike"
"some 1 just merked my wallet"
"my boges got merked"
by bobbyboi1 April 19, 2006
mugGet the merkedmug.

Merk

He's railed through two power lines of that merk and it's not even midnight.
by Gutterglitter May 18, 2014
mugGet the Merkmug.

Merk

Merk Is Amazing
by Mia..com January 13, 2015
mugGet the Merkmug.

Merk

to "creep on" or stalk people (or a certain person) via the internet, usually on a social networking site like facebook
Dumb chick: "Hey check out this guy who added me on facebook! He's totally hot but it says he's in a relationship so I went to his girlfriend's page and she's so not as hot as me! And then I went to her friends list and she's friends with my ex! So, I checked out his wall and there aren't any comments from her so I guess I won't have to kick her ass..."
Dumb chick's friend: "Bitch, quit merkin'!
by Elsie McElliot June 13, 2012
mugGet the Merkmug.

merked

At lunch I saw Bubba on the chocolate merk container.
When I finally saw his picture on the merk box i knew he was merked.
by yojody April 17, 2011
mugGet the merkedmug.

Merking

A way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your ass and rapidly bumping said vending machine. This should result in the vending machine in releasing it's goodness while entertaining witnesses.
Hey Man... I need merking this machine... my Pepsi is stuck.
by acemanaceman May 29, 2014
mugGet the Merkingmug.

Lady Merk

Very hot female rapper from Philadelphia.
Female who murder beats.
Female who raps in English and Russian.
"It's the Black Russian/ and Lady Merk is name/ this girl is a problem/ y'all should polish y'all game."
by Ugotit January 3, 2008
mugGet the Lady Merkmug.

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