"Yo, that bitch is a sket, she got caught back at ma yard givin' ma dad head."
Woah, she got merked.
Woah, she got merked.
by Porky-Dorky September 03, 2008
by Gutterglitter May 18, 2014
An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.
by bobbyboi1 March 24, 2006
to "creep on" or stalk people (or a certain person) via the internet, usually on a social networking site like facebook
Dumb chick: "Hey check out this guy who added me on facebook! He's totally hot but it says he's in a relationship so I went to his girlfriend's page and she's so not as hot as me! And then I went to her friends list and she's friends with my ex! So, I checked out his wall and there aren't any comments from her so I guess I won't have to kick her ass..."
Dumb chick's friend: "Bitch, quit merkin'!
Dumb chick's friend: "Bitch, quit merkin'!
by Elsie McElliot March 06, 2012
to be injured.
At lunch I saw Bubba on the chocolate merk container.
When I finally saw his picture on the merk box i knew he was merked.
When I finally saw his picture on the merk box i knew he was merked.
by yojody March 31, 2011
A way of obtaining stuck materials from a vending machine by vigorously shaking your ass and rapidly bumping said vending machine. This should result in the vending machine in releasing it's goodness while entertaining witnesses.
by acemanaceman May 29, 2014