Masturbaitor's Curse

When you try to do something in quiet, and the volume or activity around you ONLY resumes the second you start.

God, i have gotten Masturbaitor's Curse so many damn times in the past minute, that it's almost insulting. Can't everyone else in the house just STOP MOVING?

by Hamm Mann May 29, 2023

Masturb-planner

Guys on gay hookup sites who get off on the idea of man-on-man sex, but are afraid actually do it. Instead, they message guys and masturbate while "planning" a hookup (where, when, who's going to do what to whom). Once they get off, they disappear (either go offline or delete profile) only to re-appear a few days or weeks later to do it again.

"Had another masturb-planner message me on Grindr today. Disappeared after I told him I was totally into all the things he liked, I have a 10" dick and was free now"

by Frenetic1 June 4, 2023

Masterbay

Someone with a massive schlong who cant control it.

"He doesn't know da way he's Masterbay"

by Giantzombie August 22, 2023

masturbaitorium

A wanking, masturbaiting room or a horny teenagers room

Jc’s room is a masturbaitorium

by Someguest69 October 9, 2023

Masterbootyjiggler

Also known as Kim..
Masterbootyjiggler had his name since he was in the law of talos fandom
Currently hes a huge yu-gi-oh! nerd and wont FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT IT
Corny fuckung fag
All jokes all jokeys ok

"We love masterbootyjiggler!"
"im ready to get masterbootyjiggler in a car just so i can crash it when his legs r on the dashboard."

by Alliwantforchristmas November 28, 2023

Masterbombing

Similar to masterbating, but once one busts, they will put in all of the weight and pressure in the body into the penis, and even stroke it with a fist or other objects at the same time as-well. This will cause the penis to make as big of an explosion as possible and cause the ejaculate to splatter and fly all over the place, similar to a bomb.

"Finished Masterbombing in my room yesterday. Took me almost an hour to clean it all up, and my weiner still feels weird."

by Dr. Jelq October 14, 2024