Mancathlon

Mancathlon (n) - Founded in Lawrence, Kansas, a series of events strung together in which contestants are required to drink prescribed amounts of beer before, during, and after the said event. Points are rewarded for achieving 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place, and are taken away by breaking Mancathlon rules.

Whoever holds the highest amount of points at the end of the competition is dubbed champion and receives the Plaque of Glory.
All contestants must listen to Manowar during the games (All hail Manowar, band of the Mancathlon), if anyone is caught scolding, mocking, or simply disrespecting Manowar, they will be severely punished.
Only those who have, "male genitalia" can enter the competition, i.e., no fat chicks.

I can't wait to compete for the Plaque of Glory at the semi-annual Mancathlon.

by Mancathlon Co-Director April 13, 2010

Marathonversation

A conversation that lasts significantly longer than any party intended, and which may result in an unexpected dead cell phone or need to re-hydrate due to its surprising length.

There was hardly a topic we didn't talk about during last night's marathonversation, after which I had to charge my cell phone and re-hydrate.

by AwesomeGuy47 July 10, 2009

marathon men

The nickname given to the best college basketball team in the nation: the 2009 Syracuse Orange after their 6 overtime victory against UCONN

"Did you see those marathon men out on the court last night?"
"I know! I was up until 2 in the morning watching them. I thought Devendorf won it at the end of regulation!"

by SUgirl2918 July 21, 2009

marsathon

it's like a marathon, but really weird and bizarre.

you look like you are getting ready for a marsathon in that bizarre outfit of yours.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

mandatory gift giving bush

A Christmas tree

What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................

by Ramone Goodlove December 26, 2012

Half Marathon

A sexual position where a female clings upside down to a male's front and sucks his genitalia (or a blowjob ) whilst he runs on the spot. If said female chokes or is sick, this is known as a Paula Radcliffe.

Cat: want to try some sick new sex moves tonight?
Matt: sure, like what?
Cat: the half marathon?
Matt: sounds like fun!

by thegingerfurby December 11, 2011

Russian Marathon

When two or more people chug a set among of vodka, the first to finish being the winner.

-why the fuck does my head hurt so much?

-you won the russian marathon, remember?

-...........no not really.

by Stauder May 10, 2009