by coffee_by_the_pot November 27, 2021

An entity that is as old as time and provides quite the stylish winter coat. Large in size and extinct since the ice age.
"Yo, your mom looks like a mammoth."
"If only she was a little uglier I wouldn't have had to been born."
"If only she was a little uglier I wouldn't have had to been born."
by Uncrowned King June 17, 2021

A game and social annoyance to try with coworkers on slow days or during lunch break. What meat would they eat? If they had a chance to try meat from a Wooly Mammoth, would they? If not what about a unicorn, or a blue whale, or a dinosaur, or a mermaid, or kraken. Get more and more outlandish until they yell at you
C: If wooly mammoths were brought back from extinction, would you eat mammoth meat?
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up
A: No.
C: If unicorns existed, would you eat their meat?
A: No.
C: How about a blue whale?
A: I don’t like seafood
C: Mermaid?
A: I’m not a cannibal
C: The fish part.
A: No on seafood
C: Between that and Mammoth meat what would you have
A: Shut up
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Taking a Brillo pad or steel wool pad, putting it in a fat chicks ass, and touching a 9 volt battery to it while you fuck them doggystyle.
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