malki

Coolest best lookin dude around, huge johnson!

Jason Malki has a huge johnson.Damn Jason Malki is the man!

by Bobby Johnson May 20, 2004

malakian

A person (usu. of the male gender) with bizarre homosexual tendencies.

You're such a malakian! You just licked that guy's head!

by eSouth May 13, 2005

daron malakian

Awesome guitarist but can't sing lead worth a shit! Good at harmonies, but should leave the singing to Serj, one of the greatest metal voices of all times. His voice is nasally, grating, ruined most of Hypnotize/Mesmerize, and he cannot give a good "metal scream" to save his life.

"Why do they always send the poor" --Daron Malakian at the beginning of B.Y.O.B. sounds like a 5 year old throwing a tantrum while choking a cat.

"Tony Danza cuts in line" and "Hey man why'd you touch my belt" --Daron Malakian in Old School Hollywood sounds so fucking whiny I can't believe this guy has any metal-cred left.

"All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard", "All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care" --Daron Malakian in Lost in Hollywood sounds like an old woman performing in a cocktail lounge in a crappy Vegas casino.

by Desco May 29, 2007

malkimihara

some australian kid that can dress while being flyer than ever, while being able to make hard music

yo you seen malkimihara recently? he fye asl

by pastoarmani November 21, 2021

Maloki

A Maloki is someone addicted to video games, especially games involving cute furry animals, violence, or violence to cute furry animals. Surprisingly, his personality is very mild, loving, and sweet.

Look at that Maloki playing Happy Tree Friends again!

by mandeesue February 3, 2010

malkie

A loser who has no life. Somebody who thinks he is cooler than he is. Somebody who jacks off in his cereal and laughs about it online at work. Somebody who has a big ass head.

Dude, you're such a Malkie!

by Darth Ignant June 22, 2006

eisai mia malakia

Word “eisai mia malakia” defines a very intelligent and smart person who is ver caring and loving, if you ever see a beautiful woman/man in greece, say, eisai mia malakia, and they will for sure fall in love with you.

“Re ilithia eisai mia malakia kai mish”

by Màrčô June 30, 2021