Mailbox

A person who says nothing of note ie. Spam.

You mailbox!

by idkdiegoiguess January 25, 2023

Mailbox

A person who says nothing of note, much like spam in a mailbox.

“Dude, could you please shut up? You’re being a real mailbox right now.”

by OhWeeWeeGee January 25, 2023

Junk mailbox

A system that emails use to divert annoying ad-spam/hide incredibly important emails, and then lie about having the latter.

Goddamn Junk mailbox made me miss the meeting I was emailed about.

by ithinkiamnewhere November 07, 2012

Mailbox

A girl who gets penis everyday by different men except for on sundays.(Like the act of have letters placed in and pulled out of a mailbox.)

The slut JC is such a mailbox. Just call me the postman.

by Bigdee1069 August 25, 2018

Mailbox

Mailbox is a sexy good man who serves under Lord Rainku

someone : who is mailbox?
Rainku: none other then my loyal right hand man silly muggle

by Mailbox#0002 December 16, 2022

Open the Mailbox

A term used to describe someone asking for another person to spread their legs, usually women.

"Open the Mailbox for me baby girl."

by FS20Chaos2 November 20, 2023

fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox

It's a term which means "fuck this i'ma bomb this persons mailbox" in a funny way.

Person 1: "Fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox."
Person 2: "What the fuck!?"

by goofygoobergrape33333 January 24, 2025