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mailbox dick

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves
“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”
by holyblazer December 17, 2022
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Mailbox

Mailbox: a person who says nothing of note ie. Spam
You are such a mailbox! Why can’t you say something useful?
by WeirdGummyBear January 26, 2023
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Baltimore Mailbox

During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her?

Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
by Slick silly October 14, 2020
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Sandhills mailbox golf

One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.
The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
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Open the Mailbox

A term used to describe someone asking for another person to spread their legs, usually women.
by FS20Chaos2 November 20, 2023
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shitty mailbox

A gay man's dick's favorite place in the whole world.
I'm going to dick him in his shitty mailbox if you know what I mean.
by I_dont_know_why_im_here December 9, 2017
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The Mailbox Test

When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.
I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!
by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw September 25, 2022
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