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#Guy 1 "OMG maya and ryland are so cute together"

#Guy 2 "I wish I had a relationship like mayland"
by mayland May 27, 2021
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Maryland hot pocket

Putting old bay on a woman’s pussy, fucking her, then jerking off to gay porn.
Doug gave me a Maryland hot pocket last night; I think he’s gay.
by OldBay132 April 25, 2023
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Detour,Maryland

The chillest place in the entire fucking world. May be small. No not just small its so small you can see one side to another. There is a large Pot presence in Detour everyone smokes. Though some bitches if you keep it on the DL everything is fine. There is also a large diversity in people. No not really just alot of Stoners, even a 79 year old hippie stoner. Little store and theres a plus ONE black person thats like 7 so yeah check it out man.
Ex.1: Dude i was at this place called Detour,Maryland, Hella chill

other dude: where?

Original dude: Detour man theres like 50 people that live there'

Other dude from before: cool ( Wtf he must be stoned )
by Mikey170 June 6, 2011
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Riverdale, Maryland

Trashy, unclean, gang-ridden.

If you want to experience what the movies portray when a filthy neighborhood is overtaken by gangs and crime visit Riverdale Maryland.

There is endles graffitti, run down houses, and even most chain stores do not last long in this place. Do not walk alone outside at dark, and it most likely isnt safe during the day.
squalor is to Riverdale, Maryland as real is to truth
by escapee eden March 19, 2011
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maryland

To the moron who wrote the first definiton... DC ISN"T IN MARYLAND!!!! Take first grade geography before you post about something you are completely ignorant of.

Maryland is about crabs, beer, and football in that order. Enough said...
JERSEY boy: "Hey MD sucks!"

Maryland boy: Kicks JERSEY Boy in the nuts and says, "Nice Blowout faggot, go back to your garbage state and stop coming to our schools."

NY Boy: "Hey leave him alone."

Maryland Boy: Kicks NY Boy in his nuts and says, "That goes for you too!"
by CrabsBeerFootball December 29, 2007
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Marylande

Usually a girl - not to be confused with the Mid-Atlantic state, Maryland. Commonly mispronounced as "Mary-lawn-day", people with this name will become frustrated with always having to correct you and have parents that think they are "trendy" or "hip". If you have this name you may become friends with people with awkward names such as La-a (La-dash-a) and Lawasha/Ladrya. Marylande's will usually shorten their name to Mary or use a childhood nickname for simplicity.
Teacher: "Devin?"
Classmate: "Here."
Teacher: "Sarah?"
Classmate: "Here!"
Teacher: "Mary... lawnday...?"
Marylande: "Actually it's just Mare-uh-lend, the e is silent. You can just call me Mary."
by Marylande March 13, 2020
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