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Degen Chatter in Mande's Chat who always has bad takes.
Yo you just did a the_ghost_of_martys_pepe. You just gave a very bad take. Yikes.
by solitudeisbliss January 15, 2023
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Marty Story

A tale too ridiculous for anyone to believe.
His daily lunch-time Marty Story always resulted in a collective eye-roll from the rest of the crew
by muchomass June 24, 2011
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martyr

A martyr is a person who dies fighting for what they believe in. A martyr can either kill themselves or be killed.

In the 19th Century, a woman in England named Emily Davison (A member of the suffragette party) becamame a matryr after killing herself by jumping infront of horses at the "Epson Derby".

Martyrs gain a lot of sympathy by the public for preforming such an act which is one of the main contributing factors as to why they do it in the first place.
Martin Luther King is a martyr as he died defending black peoples rights
by Acdc2693 December 1, 2007
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Office Martyr

The person in the office who perceives their work ethic and productivity to be vastly greater than the other workers. This person often adopts the attitude that doing the work alone is better than cleaning up the mess made by others. This person may be prone to neurotic diplays in temperment. The neurotic office martyr is the worst personality for any type of management position as they will suffer from extreme stress and live in fear of being undermined or undervalued.
Betty: How am I supposed to get all of this work done when I've got people who can't even read a memo!
Alice: Have you tried working with them?
Betty: How can I work with them? I have a huge pile of papers here and no one knows how to do this but me!
Alice: Can't someone else be taught to do it?
Betty: Never mind! I don't know why I come to you. You never support me. I can't even go to the bathroom in this place, I have so much to do!!! I don't know how much longer I should be expected to put up with this!
Alice: Wow, you really are the office martyr.
by Capitoladreamin July 24, 2009
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Maarten

The most handsome and sweetest human to exist. When you think you`re worthless and unlovable, a Maarten can change that. Make sure to hold onto him for as long as you can as you won`t mean anybody who is even close to his level of perfection ever again.
Person 1: Woah what`s that coming down from the clouds?
Person 2: Oh that`s our favourite god, maarten.
by ihavethebestboyfriend August 11, 2020
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Malibu Martyr

The act of receiving head underwater. The guy holds the girl's head underwater while she flails. The girl is not allowed to surface until the guy blows his load.
Kyle: "Dude, Fiona nearly drowned last night."
Travis: "You didn't try another Malibu Martyr did you?"
Kyle: "Heck yeah she loved it. Lack of oxygen intensifies the experience."
Travis: "You're a sick beast."
by Mount Pleasure September 3, 2009
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marty

This bad-ass mother from round the way who takes bong tokes like a fucking man.
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