hard lemonade

1 part lemonade
3 parts sugar
1 part swag in a bottle

DAMN!!! You didn't put no sugar in dis! Tastes like that nasty ass vitamin water stuff.. I'ma teach you how to make some hard lemonade.

by roll_tide_roll January 9, 2011

Disco Lemonade

1.) An excellent cocktail. There are several different ways to mix it.
Method A: Vodka, Blue Curacao, and Lemonade
Method B: Mike's Hard Lemonade, Strawberry, and Rasperry Juice

2.) A line from the crazy-cool song "Sex and Candy" by Marcy Playground. The song was inspired when the lead singer and his girlfriend were messing around, and the girlfriend's roommate walked in, commenting "Smells like sex and candy in here!"

NOTE: NO SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS FOLLOW THIS TERM DESPITE WHAT MORONS WITH NO TIME MAY SAY

I'll have a Disco Lemonade.

"And then there she was/
in platform double-suede/
Yeah, there she was/
like Disco Lemonade." -Marcy Playground

by BrightLights January 12, 2008

Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Lemonazi

A person who got so many lemons from life that he started loving them and became obsessed about them.

When life gives you lemons, dont become a lemonazi!!!

by Lemonazi January 18, 2019

Lamont The Owl

A Type Of Owl Who Consumes Many Foods, Drinks And Robs Banks With His Partner In Crime Quandale Dingle and With His Uncle Quandalian Dingleson As They Run A Doughnut Shop In New York City.

My Names Quandale Dingle With My Uncle Quandalian Dingleson And With My Favorite Pet Lamont The Owl

by Lamont The Owl April 4, 2022

lemon demon

A musical project and band made by our god, Neil Cicierega, in 2003. Not to be associated with the FNF monster.

Person 1: "lemon demon"
Person 2: "yes."

by devilish citrus November 26, 2022

Lemon Gin

Lemon Gin a.k.a. "The Panty Remover" is an alcoholic drink made from gin and a bunch of sugar. For some reason when women of any ange consume this draught, they have the incredible urge to skin any male or female in sight.

"I keep a pint of Tom Collins Lemon Gin in my trunk at all times...just in case."

by Jared Scott June 3, 2006