lube in a tube

hand sanitizer

deriving from yet another maths convo.

Alice: check out my new hand sanitizer!
Lily: WOAH! lube in a tube!

by Mikey Freakin' Way. (not really) June 11, 2008

rocket lube

When you put so much lube on when you penetrate the lube shoots out the vagina

Your mom made me rocket lube

by toxic_snipper September 2, 2016

Lube Licker

A person (most times a male) who licks lube out of an ass so they can try it dry.

Hey Jimmy I heard your a lube licker gross!

by TheInsultMaker July 9, 2022

Cuban Lube

soaking a towel in ball sweat and pork, and squeezing it on a pleasure hole.

I just cuban lubed that chick last night.

by cubanmike September 19, 2016

Jail Lube

The act of using saliva as sexually lubrication.

"She was dry as a bone so I jail lubed it."

by Pegulaville July 2, 2011

Lubing the munchkin

to masterbate. term is mostly used with guys.

I was surprised when I walked in on my boyfriend lubing the munchkin.

by pinetreebaby June 2, 2008

lube pooper

One who poops lube; a prolific enjoyer of anal sex.

The anus is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy butt stuff. This results in a rectum full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube poop.

Can be used as a general homophobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their butt fucked. Can also be modified into the gerund form, "lube pooping."

A. That guy in the red jacket left me a five dollar tip on a $90 check. What a lube pooper.

B. My boyfriend wanted to try anal sex and he loves it. He can't get enough of my strap-on. He's become a total, lube-pooping butt slut!

by a huge rooster March 26, 2015