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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.

An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.
Yo you see Barny go all Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on dat girl?
by RomeAngel March 25, 2011
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a sam lorenzo moment

When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny
I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.
by Hdf121 March 18, 2016
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lorenzo M H

My best friend :)! Super nice, fun, funny, honest, trustworthy, etc. Such a good friend!
“Yo lorenzo M H is my best friend!”
by H A L July 2, 2022
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Big Lorenzo-Energy

Per definition the opposite of Big-Dick-Energy because Lorenzo, as we all know, only has an one-inch-penis.
That's some major big Lorenzo-Energy here
by CoeurDeSoleil June 29, 2019
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Lorenzo Zurzolo

Lorenzo Zurzolo was born in Rome, Lazio, Italy is one of the hottest men to ever exist, was casted as Niccolò Govender Rossi in the Italian Netflix series ‘Baby’ he is also known for Un passo dal cielo (2011), Don Matteo (2000) and Outing - Fidanzati per sbaglio
Lorenzo Zurzolo is the sexiest man on earth
by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024
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Lorenzo Los Banos

Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.

Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.

Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025
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Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
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