Literal Larry

That wise legendary lobster everyone loves!

Hey bro, have you seen @ImLiteralLarry1 's new post?Literal Larry rocks!

by anonymous April 15, 2021

Literally 1984

Used by the speaker whenever when they're speaking the truth and they get supressed.

Player1 : "I did not steal your diamonds! It was player2."
Player2 : "?mute Player1 one second, lies."
Player1 : "Literally 1984."

by BOTSteveee March 15, 2022

literal kangaroo

a literal kangaroo. it's just a kangaroo

I saw a literal kangaroo while I was in Australia

by frogeegurl September 17, 2019

Literal kangaroo

Racial pejorative; often used by neo-nazis and the alt-right to describe marsupials that run amok in Australia.

Dave: Hey Skyler, did you know they’re are literal kangaroos that run in public?
Skyler: Is that, like, another racial pejorative?
Cenk: It’s on the internet, look it up- GOOGLE IT, it’s really easy.

by The Somnambulist September 17, 2019

Literate but Tired

Making minute grammatical errors though being completely literate when running on low doses of sleep.

Oh my gosh--did I just say 'specialer'? So not a word. And I know that....because I am fully literate but tired. At least I know 'a lot' is two words.

by vpbaker July 26, 2010

eye-literate

How you might feel when you want to use a word in conversation that you're familiar with in reading and writing, you know perfectly well what it means, but you've never heard it spoken, and have no idea how to pronounce it.

"It doesn't matter how many times you click on Font Color. Changing red text to red again won't make a difference. It's eye-dem-... id-em-..." (thinking, "How the *$%^& do you pronounce 'idempotent'??? Guess that makes me eye-literate.")

by Grinning Cat November 4, 2016

Any Literates?

The questioned used when entering a room full of nubcakes with no sense of literacy. This can often be the cause of hopping rooms. Apparently, nubs search for other nubs, and literates search for literates. Its just the way it is...

*player 2 joins the chat* "Hey, any literates?"

*chat room goes about their prattling with their ungrammatical, catachrestic, word use*

*player 2* "I guess not..."
-player 2 leaves the chatroom-

*nub* "stop hopping why they hop?"

*nub 2* "cuz there noob"

by Vendettagainst May 26, 2010