The greatest man to have ever walked the earth. It is said that no one can beat him in anything including the one they call “adster” LightPro is so above everyone that he is in a league of his own.
Have no fear because LightPro is here
by LightPro October 20, 2020
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Damn, the dude behind me has a serious case of Lightfoot and is creeping up my bumper as if it's going to get him to work earlier.
by TDSing January 21, 2013
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When a uncircumsized dude pulls up his dick to his belly button and uses his balls as a base so it resembles a lighthouse.
Wyatt walked out of the room so Alex pulled out the lighthouse to get him to look at it when he walked back in.
by AxlebomB August 19, 2011
Get the Lighthouse mug.The act of not letting people into a vehicle/restaurant/amusement park ride, etc. despite there still being empty seats and people still waiting. Named for Charles Lightoller, an officer on the Titanic who launched lifeboats half full, sending people to their deaths who could've been saved.
Why is this restaurant an hour wait? I see plenty of empty tables!
Yeah, fuck this place, they're lightollering us.
Yeah, fuck this place, they're lightollering us.
by Boozyman June 2, 2018
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Get the lightophilia mug.When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.
I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.
by Toodles777 December 11, 2012
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by Penguin June 23, 2004
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