by Darren Onbirren December 16, 2022
Woah look over there, it's David!
Who's David?
You know, the Licensed Funny-Man!
Oh, yes I remember David! I love that guy and he has so many friends!
Who's David?
You know, the Licensed Funny-Man!
Oh, yes I remember David! I love that guy and he has so many friends!
by 100% Not David September 2, 2020
by tenterabyte February 17, 2021
The name for the little box on Facebook below everyone's profile picture. This space is generally used for recent quotes or inside jokes.
No one knew what to call that little facebook box, so now we just call it the Facebook license plate
by Sober Summer June 23, 2010
A title for someone that is so conformed and devoted to trolling that someone or everyone that is not their enemy has actually given them the license to troll because they are so good they'll tear you a new one without even having to exert oneself. See vitoism
Coolkid2341 Enters the chat.
Coolkid2341: can sum1 tel me how 2 kil dis guy???? help plz
Generic-name: Stop displaying your abilities to dodge coat hangers and remove yourself from my chat, you cunt-face little noob.
Coolkid2341 Leaves the chat.
Chatregular: Dude you are totally Licensed To Troll.
Coolkid2341: can sum1 tel me how 2 kil dis guy???? help plz
Generic-name: Stop displaying your abilities to dodge coat hangers and remove yourself from my chat, you cunt-face little noob.
Coolkid2341 Leaves the chat.
Chatregular: Dude you are totally Licensed To Troll.
by |DG| Cheese November 11, 2009
man of many talents,, all non-typical ,,totally Bond like,, could launch the space shuttle with a martini in one hand and a mega babe in the other,while ordering oysters Rockefeller,caviar,and asti spumanti to be waiting for them when they land on the moon for a dinner appetizer...
hitcher: Dude I was thumbing the I-5 from Portland to Seattle, when this Bondmoblie pulls up,and this "007 Licensed to thrill hipcat with major Tats, and the stereo roaring out tasty licks from S.R.V. I say, how far you going ?? Driver: usually I go all the way,,, but, in your case,, hows Tumwater sound ?? Hitcher: cool,, and we make the next 103 miles in like less than 55 mins. pulls-over drops me,, and sez ,,next time we'll try it blindfolded,,Hitcher: too cool to be true ....
by Wilma Fingerdew September 30, 2009
The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.
by Downvoting Victim March 4, 2012