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library wifi 

When the connection is Instagram live-video freezing, pixelated, lagging, all around bad.
Brad, your video is freezing, are you on the library WiFi?
library wifi by AP17 April 30, 2020

Library Guardian 

A small figurine said to look over one’s book collection
My library guardian is a small metal fairy

Library Heckler

A person blissfully unaware that they are being loud and obnoxious at the library. These people can range from people who are only acutely aware of the inner voice or straight up hold gaming sessions in the library.
He is such a library heckler! Why spread chaos in an area meant for academics and quite and peace? The librarian doesn't care too! sksksksksss

library jail

confining yourself to the library or another university campus building in order to get studying done without distraction. First used by students at University of Idaho in 2024.
I didn't study all weekend, so I'm in library jail for the rest of the week.
library jail by ABriggit August 8, 2025

library of congress

n. Public repository of books, DVDs, soft couches etc where assorted street people can mingle and, often, engage in sexual activity between the shelves.

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The downtown library of congress is a good place to check out homeless babes.

You mean ‘homelasses’?
library of congress by gnostic3 December 18, 2025