Leon

He's a weird cunt. But he's a true friend. This cunt will drop kick the next cunt who badmouths you. Leon is a weird ADHD ass kid who didn't get enough attention as a kid.

Person 1: oi cunt why did you drop kick me
Leon: you waz in my wae stoopid

by envycupid October 26, 2020

Leonid

The sweetest Russian guy a girl could ever know. He will ask you what's wrong on a bad day and cheer you up in a matter of seconds. He is shy but if you get to know him he is completely the opposite. Leonids can make you laugh when there's nothing to talk about. They are witty and go to college, although they occasionally skip class.

Synonyms: Smart, Adorable, Russian, Awesome
Antonyms: Dumb, ugly

Person1: He's so sweet and adorable!
Person2:He's a Leonid!

by AZN_INVAZN! November 22, 2010

Leonardo

There's not really much to say.
Blue eyes, rather skinny and the biggest fattest cock you'll ever see.
It probably doesn't even fit in your mouth, it's aroud 12 inches/31cm long and is simply a jawbreaker.

- Do you see that guys massive bulge in his pants?
- Yeah, he's Leonardo, what did you expect? He has a massive horse cock, perfect for every size queen.

by Rare and Uncommon Names March 22, 2022

leonel

the absolute perfect boy. he is amazing, makes you feel so important and treats you like a princess. he gives the best hugs and is an amazing kisser. don't get on his bad side tho and mess with the things he loves. he is very athletic and is amazing at everything he does. he often looks down on his self-thinking he is ugly and dumb even tho he is really not. a Leonel is so attractive. he is often shy with talking and nudes but tries to not be and fails. he is really hot. don't lose their trust because once you do they will never trust you again. don't let his shyness fool you tho he is pretty crazy once you get to know him. if you meet one dont let go

person 1: omg its leonel
person 2: damn he is actually perfect

by cake1212 September 26, 2018

Leoni

hot, beautiful, awesome, sexy, funny, incredible,

Leoni is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is just gorgeous! Also Leoni is the perfect girlfriend. She is loyal and will never let you down. Leoni is the definition of perfection. Any guy would be lucky to have a Leoni.

The perfect boy for Leoni is definitely a Benni. So if your name is Benni go get yourself a Leoni.

Everyone needs a Leoni in his life. When you get yourself a Leoni you will get happier by the second you find her.

Benni: My girlfriend is so awesome dude. She is just perfect for me. I love her to the moon and back.
Tom: Wow I want a girl like this ! Whats her name ?
Benni: Leoni DUH! What else could it be?

Benney: Wow Leoni looks so beautiful today. Just like always!
Johanna: do really think so ? I dont like her !
Benney: Johanna just shut up you stupid ass bitch !!!

by Benney M. November 13, 2017

leonardo dicaprio

A man who always could not get the Oscar.

“the ACTOR in a Leading Role is.......”
"I'm sorry,Leonardo Dicaprio."

by oooooooooohmygod August 20, 2014

Subaru Leone

Fastest production car ever made. Shares the same engine with the Ferrari Enzo, the EA82.

Some say that no woman can resist the charm and over all sex appeal of the Leone.

This car is renounded for having the blistering speed of the Toyota Hilux diesel while still retaining the fuel economy of the Fiat 500.

Elton John's classic hit "Ticking Ticking" was actually written about Elton's friend's Subaru Leone

Even thousands of years ago, the Leone was talked about. For example, a passage in the Bible says...

"On the Sixth day god created the Torana, on the Seventh day, he traded it in on a RX II"

It is rumored that the "Big Bang" was caused by an EA82 backfiring.

Nothing like the soothing ticking of a Subaru Leone on a cold morning.

by Swifty Man February 21, 2009