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Lenoir City High School

Probably one of the worst schools located in East Tennessee. Despite how harsh the weather can be, we are almost always in school, unless Knox county gives us the go-ahead. There are atleast 1-2 fights held publicly a week, and many others hosted at the local skate park. People are constantly suspended. The school is basically divided up into Preps, Scene Kids, Druggies, Latino Gangs, and the Minority, which there are about 10 Black kids and 5 Asians out of almost 1,500 students. After the kids at Lenoir City Middle and North Middle combine, they both ditch their existing friends for a more fake lifestyle to cope with how little attention they get. Most of the female students are the stuck-up bitches that don't give a shit about you unless you're in their inner-circle; If they do care, they just want your cock, money, or drugs because they are dirty sluts, and not the attractive ones either. The males are almost the same way. They all seem to have that douchebag vibe, always fucking with people, not caring about anyone but their inner-circle. The low-life ones usually talk shit about eachother, eventually leading into fights and suspensions. The facility at LCHS is bad, too. After wasting $1M on a football stadium for a losing team, we are left with trashy bathrooms, outdated computer labs, and lockers that won't shut properly. Any student transferring here should go to Loudon, or maybe Farragut High. Going here is the shittiest mistake you could ever make.
Tom: "Hey do you know where I can watch a good fight, ditch all my friends, find racist shit written on bathroom walls, get stabbed by a Latino Gang member, and catch an STD from a trashy girl?"

Bob: "Sure, I heard Lenoir City High School is open today."
by treatedMeLikeCrapLCHS April 2, 2011
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Leno (le-nō) verb: to wear out one's welcome to the detriment of others
Man, Mike Leno'd the party last night; I thought he'd never leave!
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1. To backstab a more talented and popular colleague.
2. To give a person a gift under false pretenses of friendship in order to set that person up for a later betrayal.

3. To undeservedly receive something which is then unappreciated and squandered.
4. To repeat the same tired joke long after it has ceased to be funny.

5. A particularly painful form of explosive diarrhea, the smell of which renders the entire house uninhabitable for days.
1. Gee, I'm a talentless cancer boil on the ass of society so I'll never get that promotion unless I leno that guy!
2. Man, Judas Iscariot totally lenoed Jesus.
3. Did you hear about Steve? He got a sweet full ride scholarship to that private college but he totally lenoed it.

4. The party was great until Bill arrived and totally lenoed the place up.
5. Stupid Jim got a case of leno after eating Indian food and I had to stay at my friend's house for a week!
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(noun) - a used, semen-filled condom discarded in a public place, occasionally additionally soiled by vaginal secretions, blood, or santorum.
A leno is a crusty, battered condom found in any number of places, such as a grimy parking garage stairwell, a mucky New Jersey beach, or even stuck to the cleats of an unsuspecting Little Leaguer who fell victim to an unfortunate misstep while patrolling the outfield.
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A strap-on attached to the chin, used especially for penetration and party tricks. Similar to a screwnicorn, in which the strap-on is attached to the forehead. It is thus named because the wearer winds up with the ginormous chin, only slightly smaller than that of Jay Leno.
I tried sending a picture of my jay leno in to Late Night as a look-alike for Jay's chin, but they did not show it on air on NBC. That pissed me off.
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*gets smacked in the face by Jay's chin*
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