Lemures are the souls of evil creatures brought back to life again on a lower plane of existance. they look like a human-shaped candle melted into a blob of goo. Lemures are slow and not too bright.they serve mainly as cannon fodder for more powerful devilish creatures, blocking your path to their superiors and getting in the way of your attacks.
by smurf August 17, 2004
Get the lemure mug.(n.) Not to insult the nocturnal creature (Lemuroidea) from which this term was gleaned, it is used in the hack/tech community as a word-play on "lamer".
Lloyd Blankenship is NOT +++The Mentor+++!!! He's just a thieving lemur.
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One's average script kiddie is a classic example of a lemur.
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One's average script kiddie is a classic example of a lemur.
by fugitive247 October 29, 2004
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A sexual act in which a man flips a woman sideways and holds her as high as possible above his head while giving oral pleasure to a lemur. The woman then holds a large container of mayonnaise over herself and her partners to let it pour all over the three of them. Often times the woman will shriek like a lemur to enhance sexual excitement.
Yo dood!
whats up spankey!
so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!
wait where did you get the lemur?
shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!
oh, alright.....
whats up spankey!
so i just gave my mom a Hardcore Flipper Sideways-Saucy Lemur Switch!!
wait where did you get the lemur?
shut the fuck up or dad will spank us!!
oh, alright.....
by CivilizedGentleman July 8, 2011
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Get the Lemur mug.The most lamest un-beastly animal alive, that is soo less beastly compared to the amazing beastly wombat. This animal sucks!
by Billyroxmysox March 16, 2008
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A skanky hooker name used for a female, who is about 5''2, has large thighs, a really hairy stomach, and is irish and brazillian. She is a regular at dairy queen but isn't there to get ice cream. She spends her time in a shady van with an unexperienced boy with a large sausage. She commenly has the expression of a lemur who has just spotted a ripe banana.
by Jacley June 15, 2009
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