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Layo

To suck, finish last, do real bad, bite
Man you really pulled a layo in that hockey pool. You layoed it real good.
by Layo Comunale October 17, 2003
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Layo

One who disappoints, utterly and with regularity.
What a Layo!
by Fabreeshio October 20, 2003
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layup

A word for when you are faced with a certain predicament that must be worked around-- more specifically, a situation that is part impasse, part dilemma. It is an event or other such obstruction that prevents you from achieving a certain goal that usually must be puzzled out in some form or another. Good for situations where words like puzzle would be appropriate, but specifically the kind of puzzle to be found in Zelda games.

Not to be confused with holdup, which is a situation that by most definitions is a conundrum that cannot be solved through one's own power. Also not to be confused with laidup, which is to be incapacitated (usually through sickness or injury), though it is related.
Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a layup on my way here: traffic was seriously backed up on 43rd, so I had to find another way 'round.
by tahutoa February 3, 2020
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Narita Layover

When your live-in girlfriend isn't in the mood for lovin but she's willing to lay one of her legs over yours while you jerk yourself off.
No, she had a headache so she gave me a Narita Layover.
by javajunkee July 5, 2011
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layoffcation

When you are forced to take one or two weeks off of work by the man.
John: Hey Tim how are you going to spend your layoffcation?

Tim: By finding a new job so this shit doesn't happen again.
by kildozer June 23, 2008
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Layoff Beard

Not shaving after being given termination of work notice. Play off of Playoff Beard
Now that I don't have to worry about work, I'll focus on growing the layoff beard
by Autzens12thman December 28, 2008
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Lamopoohead

(laimohpewhed) n. something that is red, swollen and painful
My sore throat is SUCH a lamopoohead!!!
by owie what a lamopoohead September 28, 2009
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