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Dirty Lady Lasso

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.
"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."
by Lasso Victim December 26, 2007
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laisun

To take it up the Council like a right faggot, derived from the phrase (as seen in a recent gay cowboy film) "lets 'lie in the sun' my cowboy buddie, and I'll see that your Hershey is filled with my man-juice".
"I'm really horny, lets go for a laisun and I'll let you play with my one-eyed monster" said Clint the bent cowboy to his naked chinese cowboy friend.
by Clint the Cowboy April 8, 2006
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You is a adorable girl and your smart loving and caring and you should be treated well and people should love you and whoever dates you should be with you forever because your a good caring loving girl and stay like that
Lashuna is a loving caring girl and smart and clever...
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Lasse

Noun.
The sudden urge to create a YouTube-channel and steal other peoples thumbnails. Mostly done out of boredom, but can also be done out of pure desperation for a new identity.
Guy 1: "Bro I just made a sick YT channel".
Guy 2: "Bro you just did a Lasse".
Guy 1: "Broo.."
by Doooeh January 4, 2022
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chocolate lasso

Taking a dump into a long sock and then swinging it around your head before slapping it into your partner face. Works best with slightly runny shit.
I just gave her an awesome chocolate lasso. She looked like she'd been stotted.
by bungus June 9, 2010
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Charlotte Lasso

when you cum into a sock and swing it above your partner
by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014
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Lashup

A lashup is a method of setting something up, usually to be tested in a quick, and usually "less propper" way. Instead of enclosing all the parts of things etc, parts are merely hardwired together in a way that they will work, if only temporarily.
see jerry-rig
"Are you gona finish that thing?"
"Nah, im gona do a lashup first to make sure it works"
by equinox November 20, 2004
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