Lafser

An extremely motivated person who is often confused and lacking clear direction. From the words laugh and laser. Focused like a laser but utterly fails causing immense laughter.

Wow! Did you see that Lafser? Yeah! I told him that one hand keg stand was a bad idea.....he wasn't hearing it!

by Raider of the Lost Jake January 13, 2010

lapierre

A mass shooting that takes place at a school or other public place. Named after Wayne LaPierre, who hijacked the formerly sensible NRA in 1977 and formed it into a lobby that bribes several congressmen to vote against reasonable gun control measures that most of America wants.

Students are subject to regular drills that demonstrate what to do in case of fire, tornado, or lapierre.

by butttt May 6, 2018

Laser Tag Theory

The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.

Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.

Oh damn about time! How was it?

I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.

Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you

by Hellpablo June 15, 2020

Laser-Ham

Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.

Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*

by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021

cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.

Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.

by TYSON1 January 20, 2009

brown laser beam

liquefied shit

my arse was bubbling and i sit down on the toilet and a jet of liquefied shit shot out my ass like a brown laser beam

by spaff61 November 30, 2011

Poo laser

Forceful, violent, watery diarrhea.

Buttered coffee is good, unless you're lactose intolerant and have a resistance to java. Then, it becomes a poo laser.

by driverone January 13, 2014