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tubby two lanes

A tubby person, particularly one tubby enough to occupy two lanes.
Hey tubby two lanes, move your fat ass over so I can get by.
by chode bone April 1, 2007
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niandra lades

Niandra LaDes and Usually Just a T-Shirt is and album by John Frusciante a solo and artist and guitarest for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. This album was released March 8, 1994.
would you like to go to the record store and buy Niandra LaDes and Usually Just a T-Shirt.
by lucas_222 August 4, 2007
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Lakes High School

A modern cesspool of poorly educated, unadapted, evolutionary throwbacks confined into a small (badly constructed) building, curiously undiscovered by civilized society for generations.

The inhabitants are often (but not always) maintained by "teachers," who, for the most part, are even less informed than the throwbacks themselves, and can typically be found reading Stephanie Meyer novels and gorging on buckets of KGC; they are compensated by the State under the guise of being "educators," though they are frequently uneducated, and maintain poor personality skills, professional decorum, and personal hygiene.

All inhabitants ("educators" included) are ignorant to the woes of the world. They have, in fact, been living under a rock for most of their lives, and will only accept facts which are presented to them via rap music, Stephanie Meyer, Emo bands, Will Ferrel, and/or Barrack Obama (himself).

Over time, inhabitants have been known to grow hostile and short-tempered. Frequent fights begot custom - it is considered customary for an inhabitant to challenge another in much the same fashion as a wild mountain goat might: head down, shoulders rounded, feet churning. Challenger and challenged often collide violently, leaving both disoriented and empty-headed (though it is not yet known whether this species is even born with a brain to begin with).

Such customs have resulted in a subsequently noted "football program," as outsiders who witness the fights stagger to find an explanation, often turning to the world of modern sports.

Inhabitants of a Lakes High School continue to breed and to pass on their culture - when asked about their goals for the future, Lakes High Schoolers gave a series of grunts and quizzical expressions.
It is suspected that they lack most basic communication skills.
Tourist 1: Hey! Is that a pile of reanimated Neanderthal corpses right there beside that 7-11?

Tourist 2: No, that's just Lakes High School.
by Cricket Songs July 19, 2009
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lakeshore

A run down ghetto neighborhood that is apparently run by "tenth street." (hoodrats who are in handcuffs more then shoes) where you see crackheads more then birds. Hell would be a better place then Lakeshore.
"hey, you wanna come down to lakeshore with me?"
"I would never be caught dead in a ghetto neighborhood like that one."
by the kush brigade September 17, 2013
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Collings Lakes

A place to get some of that green shit.
A juggalo at Collings Lakes sold me a dime there once!
by Nak Nak February 17, 2009
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Franklin Lakes

151 richest town in the US. In bergen county new jersey. Home to asshole rich kids, expensive cars and real designer bags. A place where one could count 10 or more mercedes/bmw's on the way to the supermarket. THE place to go for the best rolled dutches, hands down.
Being from franklin lakes, he could not chose between an M3 or an Escalade for his 17th birthday.

The rich family from franklin lakes had a hard time deciding if they wanted to buy property in the hamptons, nantucket, or a south beach penthouse.

Being rich aint easy.
by Ryan Hiz September 19, 2005
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Lamees

You such a Lamees because you are nice and smart
by Lgyhghh May 2, 2018
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