by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023

by Milkyspartner July 7, 2020

A fever, upset stomach, sore throat, broken big toe, basically any ailment or sickness can be tied back to a lack of sexual intercourse.
Sally: "man I think I'm getting sick"
Bob (husband that hasn't had sex in a while) : "sounds like you got the lack of sex flu, it's been going around" .
Bob (husband that hasn't had sex in a while) : "sounds like you got the lack of sex flu, it's been going around" .
by Sapper Daddy1 February 6, 2018

by Rubner November 1, 2017

when you suck at life
by Cuggi June 21, 2017

by YeetoWords April 26, 2022

Lack of penis is a very serious disease. It is cause when masturbating, but do not ejaculate. It is similar to Blue Balls except LOP is the swelling of the penis. This may seem like a good idea, but keep in mind that if it swells too much, it will lose its nerves, slowly disconnecting itself to your crotchal area. In 5-7 weeks, it will fall off.
Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you'll get LOPs and your willy will fall off!
lack of penis (LOP)
lack of penis (LOP)
by Biggie MacDonald February 19, 2011
