Sonic labia

The sonic clap is someone who’s Labia is so big and juicy that it claps whenever they walk. It is impossible for them to mask the noise. To mask this noise some might yell and shout while walking but is no use. This can cause some pain as your Labia can get caught in tight materials. This disease is very common in Jessica’s who have mums called joy. If u hear the noise of the sonic labia run as it is highly contagious.

Jessica Lang has a sonic labia
Did u hear her sonic labia

by Skinny of the legends May 7, 2020

labiathan

extreme extra roast beef of a woman's labia

WOW that girl i picked up last night has an epic labiathan!
more roast beef than an double at Arby's!

by jacquio May 10, 2011

labtop

What wannabe thugs and other ghetto people call laptops. Also used by ignorant white people. When one says labtop, the "a" is usually excessively stressed.

I just got me a new laaaabtop.
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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."

by Datamonger July 11, 2009

Labie (lay-be) v. n.

The female version of a tea bag, where the girl dips her outer labia onto, or into someone or something. Of course the girl must have roast beef for this to be possible.

The bitch gave the omelet a labie before serving it to the assholes at the table in the corner.

by shadyside May 16, 2005

labbin

Labbin is Nottingham slang for 'lying' or 'You must be kidding'.

Labber= liar
Labbin!= Lying
Don't lab!= Quit kidding me.

P1= I have NEVER got a detention.
P2= Labbin! You lab, you labber.

by Adam is a girl November 18, 2004

Lactic Suicide

An act of intentionally killing oneself with milk.

Travis committed lactic suicide because he couldn't afford an Xbox.

by Michael Hayes July 16, 2008

labia pasty

1. a reason for girls sitting with their legs wide open
2. a tasty snack, can be open or closed

1. look at that girls labia pasty hanging out
2. ooh i could do with a labia pasty, open with salt and vinegar

by Han and Jen June 24, 2005