by TLSC December 27, 2008

Group of evil henchmen wearing blue shirts. They wander aimlessly looking for defects to take back to their lair. Once in their lair, they can make wild accusations and investigate their specimens with microscopes and hawk-like vision to find the slightest imperfections. They notify their doomed prey with a call.
The work now begins to find the rest of the imperfections in the system and fix the cause. This can cause days of meetings, excessive paperwork, tounge lashings, file entries, rework, fatigue, blank stares, feelings of hopelessness, vomiting, loose stools, headaches, excessive drinking, loss of employment, and/or hair loss.
The work now begins to find the rest of the imperfections in the system and fix the cause. This can cause days of meetings, excessive paperwork, tounge lashings, file entries, rework, fatigue, blank stares, feelings of hopelessness, vomiting, loose stools, headaches, excessive drinking, loss of employment, and/or hair loss.
Tech A (screaming) : "Don't answer that, it might be the fp-lab!"
Overtime Tech B "Too late, you're screwed! Another Fail!"
Tech A (sobbing in the fetal position) : "I should've bought them donuts."
Overtime Tech B "Too late, you're screwed! Another Fail!"
Tech A (sobbing in the fetal position) : "I should've bought them donuts."
by Crushed D-teamer July 1, 2011

Lab Nazi: Waaaaaargh!!!!!!!
Me: I'm sorry! I have a report due and I only needed the computer for a second!
Lab Nazi: ...
Me: Heh... ok... good... am I free to go?
Lab Nazi: Waaaaaargh!!!!!!!
Me: I'm sorry! I have a report due and I only needed the computer for a second!
Lab Nazi: ...
Me: Heh... ok... good... am I free to go?
Lab Nazi: Waaaaaargh!!!!!!!
by krapes December 12, 2007

The Cereal Lab is the best cereal bar in Atlanta. You will never taste a milkshake like ones The Cereal Lab creates. They are basically perfect in every way. Black owned, woman owned, amazing customer service. You should go to The Cereal Lab very soon.
Offset: Where should we go for dessert?
Cardi B: let’s go to The Cereal Lab. That banging banana shake is Banging!
Cardi B: let’s go to The Cereal Lab. That banging banana shake is Banging!
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