Vanier Piss Kettle

1)The action of releasing hot piss on one's chest for the purpose of sexual stimulation

2) The act of warming piss in a pot or in a kettle for pouring (like wax) on your sex partner. The opposite of a golden shower.

"yo dude....My my girl and I had way too much to drink last night and we wuz so horny that I did the Vanier Piss Kettle on da bitch last night"

by rideyass October 9, 2012

Kettle Ferret

Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.

It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.

Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret

This is a Kettle Ferret!

by KmJ13 February 21, 2011

Kreetta

A girl with blonde ish brown ish hair, she has blue/eyes she is so funny and so so gorgeous and she deserves a boy that can singer and plays the guitar..... she is one of a kind because her name doesn’t appear on this but anyways
SHE IS SO STUNNING

“Omg, kreetta is so hawtttt”

by Kokoxc December 2, 2018

kettsley

Kettsley is the best streamer, he likes playing Minecraft and he's pretty cool and very entertaining. His name is Kate.

Kettsley is the most entertaining streamer ever!

by someidiotintheinternet October 16, 2021

Ketteismo

illiterate people

"Hellk" - Ketteismo

by Luzinu April 16, 2022

kreatorek

A tall, blonde, white, blue-eyed discord user.

Oh no! He called me a beggar.
He must be a kreatorek.

by jacques_ November 6, 2022

mexican tea kettle

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.

The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.

by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009