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Knee nap

The art of teeter noding due to one's ability to substantially stay awake for long periods of time; up until total body failure begins to occur
One might say I took a short knee nap last night when i awoke just as my face broke my fall against my scorching hot woodstove.
by Mudholemike October 17, 2018
mugGet the Knee napmug.

Urine-Knee

When you pee so hard into a urinal that it spatters piss on your pants and your knees are wet for the rest of the day...
OH MAN...don't make me laugh when I'm peeing...I'm gonna get urine-knee...
by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009
mugGet the Urine-Kneemug.

dirty knees

Clear evidence of performing fellatio.
When they came out of the bathroom her hair was mussed; she might as well have had dirty knees.
by tman March 11, 2004
mugGet the dirty kneesmug.

Megan knees

Her knees so strong I might consider them Megan knees
by WhoIzYou May 7, 2021
mugGet the Megan kneesmug.

knee-butt

The knee-butt is a painful yet entertaining move that can be preformed on friends and ememies alike. The move is executed as follows:

The unsuspecting victim is standing so that their back is facing you. Approach the person, call out "knee-butt!" and knee them right in the ass bone. Hurts like hell. It is customary to call out the knee-butt warning before kneeing. When knee-butting friends it is recommended to knee with care, due to the potential anal crushing power of the move. Grabbing onto the persons shoulders can add a more visually dramatic element to the move, as well as increasing the power behind it.
Kevin: "Dude why are you hopping around and holding onto your ass like a fucking fairy?"
Steve: "Dustin just friggin gave me the worst knee-butt of my life!"
by Lee T September 24, 2005
mugGet the knee-buttmug.

Bees knees

Lad's dad-Give this lighter to the bug-eyed, unstable looking girl smoking a cigarette. Yea, the one with the hair that looks like a mix between boy band and skater haircut, she will think you're the bees knees for that.
Lad- That's pretty straightforward and easy, that's all I have to do?
by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017
mugGet the Bees kneesmug.

knee-slapper

when someone slapps their knees because somethings really funny.
eg. danas brother sings and dances to 'its raining men' KNEE-SLAPPER

eg. claudias hair is ranga *slaps knee*
mugGet the knee-slappermug.

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