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Ku Klux Klan

A small yet well known group of mentally challenged American rednecks who enjoy playing dress up with bed sheets and pillow cases. Their natural habitat seems to be the trailer parks which are usually found in the Southern United States of America. Their meetings seem to take place in the woods/forest in a circular clearing in which they all stand in a circle with a burning wooden cross in the center while somehow claiming to be for God. They are know for praying on African Americans and any other race that is not white. Their pack of followers seem to have a very strong sexual fetish for Harry Potter, Magic the Gathering and Greek mythology as their leader is know as the "Imperial Wizard" and another one of their ranks being known as the "Exalted Cyclops". Names of said followers may stereo-typically be Billy or Kurtis.
The Ku Klux Klan may also be abbreviated to KKK.
by The Modernized Philosopher December 22, 2018
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Ku Klux Klan

A group of people who think they’re kool ghosts just because they wear pointy bedsheets. They butthurt that they lost the civil war, but no one cares about they’re feelings cuz they don’t treat people like people
Person 1: Ew, are they part of the Ku Klux Klan *vomits*
Person 2: Omg, yes *runs away while screaming*
Person 1: *confused screaming*
by bing bong squared February 23, 2020
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Black dude in 1930: Holy shit is that a ASS Shotgun assssshufhbheuiwoeubvf uf9e80w9wubivf,dww Ku KLUx KLan?!!!
by ASS this December 4, 2020
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Ku Klux Klap

A sexually transmitted disease, similar to chlamydia, exclusive to the black American community
Darnell fucked Tasha raw dog and caught the Ku Klux Klap.
by Peitro Tabonski June 6, 2019
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kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017
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Klu Klux Klam

A devastating prank that leaves the victim not only looking racist, but also like they're about to throw up. The prank is accomplished by farting in a pillowcase and covering the victim's head with it while they're passed out.
Matt just passed out like a little baby bitch, I'm going to Klu Klux Klam his ass.
by Enrique LD Meltdown September 20, 2011
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Klux

A large group of white people; especially males.
A Klux gathered to protest trans people and listen to Kid Rock.
by Anagram of Ginger January 11, 2024
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