Kelvin The Ostaf Rizzler

Guy 1: do you know Kelvin the ostaf rizzler?
Guy 2: I know, he's the ostaf rizzler that's a thermometer!
by barkerski May 30, 2024
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Kelvin Xiao

Individuals who refer to themselves as "Kelvin Xiao," (Emphasis on "refer," because we all know their government name is some Chinese ahh name) are known for fumbling Korean girls by asking them for hugs.
Kelvin Xiao: "abg blocked me 😭"
by 30yoWomenVictim February 04, 2025
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Kelvin Clein

A genius and most definitely not a rip-off of the trashy underwear brand Calvin Klein. Originated from Georgia on October 3rd, the superior brand “Kelvin Clein” was born from the mind of a sleep-deprived, seriously stressed out high schooler who’s mind wandered about the similarity between Kelvin (temperature) and the Calvin cycle
“What are my chances of failure on the quiz?”
“Absolute 0”
“Frickin Kelvin... sounds like Calvin”
“ugh... ha Kelvin Kleins
“Kelvin Clein”
by Gnaw_ydna October 03, 2019
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kelvins slut

y/o: yo, do you know who kelvins slut is?
y/o: yeah! her names damija
by ssjjsjs June 18, 2022
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