kelvin

A man who loses the ability to speak around attractive women. A kelvin feels like an "absolute zero" when confronted by a hottie. Similar to melvin.

Joe: Check out that hottie over there!
Kelvin: Wow!
Hottie: Hi guys. What's up?
Kelvin: Uh, um, <alternately stares over her head and at the floor>
Hottie: Later, loser.

by bpl-nyc October 23, 2008

Kelvin

A weird asian dude with spiky hair who uses the word bitch too much.

person 1: Dude do you know Kelvin?

person 2: Oh yeah that weird guy with the hair.

person 1: Yeah he called me a bitch yesterday!

by stalker:P November 22, 2011

Kelvin

a pathetic noob/creature that will listen to anything that you say. However when the Kelvin gets its mind set on you no matter how many times you beat the shit out of him/ it, it will continue to kiss your ass and blink like a faggot. Not very good at insulting or demeaning others. Known to pick fights with those who are stronger/smarter than it (meaning everyone). Has no genetailia or means of reproduction.

person: Kelvin go away
Kelvin: THATS NOT WHAT YOUR MAMMA SAID LAST NIGHT WHEN I BANGHUR I BANGHUR!!!!!!!!!!

person: Okay.... go fuck a pole
Kelvin: SURE WUTEVER U SAY (BLINK-BLINK-BLINK) >.<

by Shit faced Cock master September 7, 2007

Kelvin

retard idiot

"lol sthu kelvin"
"idiot kelvin"
"tf up kelvin"

by Anonymous40666 July 31, 2018

kelgin

a skinny white bitches vagina

My Friend Call me jackin of to kelgin.

by big cracker January 13, 2006

Kerbing

The act of pulling your jeans down, your coat up and shitting all over a residential street and your boxers in the early hours of the morning after a Thai boxing match and a dodgy Indian.

Massive kerbing accident last night!

by chester drawz November 30, 2011

Kelvin

He’s known to be the brain of the team. Also known as John wick Kelvin has a lot and skills and good to be around. He’s a jokester to. Who wouldn’t want to be around Kelvin.

Kelvin Known to have the p’s aka is also known as John wick

by Owner of Langley Park November 23, 2021