kipper

Someone who is in a bad mood, angry or stressed.

He's got a right kipper on.

by W'action April 26, 2007

done up like a kipper

Blimey yes these drugs are working.

"He doesn't even remember being there..."
"Yeah, he was done up like a kipper"

by Earl Montmorency Grey July 18, 2005

kipper lipped

Massive big lips that flap around like a fish out of water usually found on afro-carribean men!

Look at that kipper lipped cunt...

by Mark Shady April 17, 2008

Kippers

The word which should be shouted as you wrong foot any opposition player in a competitive sport. This should help humiliate the player further as you leave him standing on the spot.

"You just got kippered" , "KIPPERS!"

by Martin Loader December 28, 2007

Tickle The Kipper

To tickle ones kipper means to give a boy a hand job.

Jesse: i saw you with that dude last night, what happened?
Ellen: oh you know the usual
Jesse: youu tickle the kipper?
Ellen: ohh yeaaa

by Jokes4ufolks October 1, 2009

keipert-stack

1. Wad of cash which is randomly arranged.
2. Chaotic strap of cash.

I'm not counting that keipert-stack til you straighten that shit out.

by billwill March 7, 2007

Keiper

n.

A location specific measurement of time defined as 90 days in Shanghai.

How long was your last trip?
It was 0.15 keipers.

by shan1212 May 28, 2018