Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.

Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.

by Kirkury October 22, 2020

i cant tell if i am joking

An instagram meme page that went downhill but still has loyal followers

weirdo 1: dude you have heard i_cant_tell_if_i_am_joking ???

normal person: no?? lol whats that

weirdo 2: i cant tell if i am joking is a meme page- the admins are weird and the posts are too. BUT ITS RLLY ADDICTING, also it had kind of been going downhill BUT i am a loyal follower‼️ been here since 64 followers

by SpencerReidsBooks September 4, 2021

*JOKINGLY*

German word used to mark a sentence as funny or ironic. Used by noobs and retarded people only.

Deine Mutter ist doof. *JOKINGLY*

by Ortwin December 24, 2006

Janking Off

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.

I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...

by rock11 May 26, 2006

Jocking

It is a slang word that is commonly used in the Caribbean, mostly in the island of Trinidad and Tobago.
The slang word Jocking means masturbating or jerking off

so if a guy is locked up in the toilet for to long and someone is waiting to use you ask if they are jocking or if you caught someone masturbating and you are going back to tell your friends you will say "I caught my friend jocking just now"

by Kalo Entertainmentz October 1, 2019

jocking

To hate on a person by constantly checking their formspring.me account and posting stupid shit on it.

True dat...but why would 12 year old girls be jocking my formspring and asking questions? That's odd

by twertyto November 2, 2010

Are you Joking my Eyes Out?

Are You Joking My Eyes Out??

Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"

Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo

Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)

by Tiffers_ps April 5, 2010