Jonesing

Talking more than you should. "Politicking." Macking on a girl.

"Are you still jonesing on the phone with this b*tch?"

by ElleChelleSky March 31, 2024

Jonesing it

Jelqing while eating food

I was jonesing it last night man, shit was crazy!!!

by dreJ_ April 11, 2024

jaggering

v. Chaotically lunging about a stage trying to recreate the magic of the past. Done by aging singers, politicians, tycoons etc.

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Why are Trump and Biden still jaggering? Give it a rest men.

by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

Jonesing

When bitcoin’s price rockets up by $1,000, and Tom Jones graces the moment with “What’s New Pussycat?” echoing through your mental sound system. It’s not just a pump; it’s a full-on Jones-fueled celebration. Side effects include excessive “Whoa, whoa, whoa-ing” and bullish dancing.

Bitcoin is jonesing up forever, Laura.

by 1btc1.com November 30, 2024

jörgeling

Pronounced yor-gel-ling, it's the act (and art) of timing a masturbation, orgasm included.

,,Alright, i've gone jörgeling, will be back in 6 minutes and 32 seconds.''

by KryEZY January 15, 2025

Jimmy Jonesing

When you are addicted to Jimmy John's sandwiches and you haven't eaten there in a while, you start craving it.

Guy 1: Dude its been almost 24 hours since I've eaten at JJ's, I'm starting to withdrawal.

Guy 2: I know man me too, I'm Jimmy Jonesing!

Guy 1: Let's go before it's too late!!!

by Fletch2theSketch October 16, 2008

Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011