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Jodi

Wow I wish I was Jodi.
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no jodas

spanish words meaning not to be played around with ; '' yea right '' ; dont fuck around ; no hodas.
no jodas hijo de puta.
no jodas yo no amo esa mujer
no jodas.
by Raffa August 19, 2003
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Jodie Marsh

She's in the "down-market" modelling business, which basically involves her posing nude or semi-nude (page 3 of The Sun Newspaper and elsewhere). She has a constant grudge against glamour-model Jordan because she became more famous than her. According to Jodie, Jordan said that she had boobs like "saggy Spaniel's ears". Jodie's a militant anti-fur campaigner (PETA), and made sure that everyone in Celebrity Big Brother 2006 knew it. She announced housemates "murderers" for eating meat and constantly said how Pete Burn's fur coat "offended" her. She had set out to correct her image in the Big Brother house but only ended up confirming everything people thought about her, examples of her "improving her image" in Big Brother included:

"My Idea of a night out would be getting wasted at a club, sticking my tongue down a fit-bloke's throat, go home and throw up whilst someone held my hair back, and cuddle up in bed with my dogs."

"Up for an orgy George?"

"I had an orgy...best night of my life."

After getting voted out of the house first, she did a show on MTV, "Totally Jodie Marsh" in which she was going to have auditions for a husband (or a "fit-bloke" as she calls them). This show was later found out to be fake, putting her reputation even further down the toilet.

George Galloway (MP and Big Brother contestant) confirmed that Jodie had told him that her teeth were not real, and that all her natural teeth were removed to put in tacky-white dental implants.

She is liked by some, however she tends to blank people out if they are not from Essex. She refers to them as an "Essex" boy or "Essex" girl etc.

E.g.
"I know I'm gonna see Chantelle (after Big Brother), She's from Essex, we get on great!".
"I do wish Jodie Marsh would stop calling me a murderer for eating meat!"
by Oz123 April 21, 2008
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Jodi

Jodi is the most caring, loving , sweetest, gorgeous and strongest person you will ever meet. Jodi will put those she loves before herself. She loves her family and friends so much. Jodi loves to have fun there is never a dull moment when your with Jodi. Jodis strength and courage is beyond. She is the strongest woman I know. And will always be the strongest woman I know.
by Akindperson2567 April 26, 2019
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Jodpert

Annoying kids(usually ranging from 5-10) who always stare at you and you always want to punch them excessively till they bleed.

Common places where you can spot them are at shopping centres, where they usually scab around and beg their parents to get them some annoying childish magazine or some stupid immature toy.
Oh crap, it's a jodpert.

Oh my god it's a rampage of jodperts!
by slipzell January 14, 2009
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Jodie Priscilla

A Jodie Priscilla is a girl who is known to be very cute. Her personality is the one that grabs your attention along with her Georgeous green eyes and her angelic smile. She's very devoted to her lover and knows how to please her man. Once you get a Jodie Priscilla in your life don't be a fool and let her go. She's a keeper for sure but you got to reassure her that she's the one you want. That you will be faithful to her and then damn she be loving you making you feel like you are in heaven. She's loyal, friendly, beautiful, smart, funny. Jodie Priscilla is a tall girl with muscular legs and would probably end up being a catwalk model. She will always have them soft lips that you will never get enough off. Jodie Priscilla's are girls who have the personality and is also known to be a mother figure. She is supportive to her peers and tries to resolve everyone's dilemmas. She puts people first before others and she is popular along people. She attracts a lot of boys but she always picks the one that people wouldn't think she would choose. She don't choose a man over her looks although they would be a bonus. Personality makes her fall in love and if you're funny you are in for a chance. Jodie Priscilla is a blessing from God.
Boy 1- woi look at her go she's amazing
Boy 2- Yeah buddy she's a Jodie Priscilla see her on the catwalk one day.
by TheTruthfulHoneyOx April 26, 2013
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Jodina

an Arabic name for girls which apparently means so generous and giving . She is too bright that she brightens everything else. Jodina is a person with long black hair which is likely to be quite curly.her smile and black eyes can easily paralyze so watchout! DO NOT stare at her eyes for more than 3 seconds or you will face the might of the goddess of beauty!

anyway shes the most beatiful and attractive girl ever.most will find her absolutely lovely and sweet which is not surprising.thats how a godess should be!

youd wish to meet a Jodina in your life.
by Lara lara July 11, 2020
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