jizzes

jizzes
1. The characteristic features of a bird, animal or plant which distinguish it from other species that resemble it.
that bird has many jizzes
by blinky January 11, 2004
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Jizz

Sperm that comes when having your penius sucked
I loved it when i saw jizz spewing from my penius
by Dougiii May 01, 2007
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Jizzed

Being drunk and intoxicated.
I drank a shit load last night, I was so jizzed.
by Gregory K September 22, 2007
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Jizz

This is when an old man tries to secrete seminal fluid, but he is so old that it is only dust.
Grandad just fapped and jizzed everywhere.. quick somebody get the duster.
by Shornathon! February 11, 2009
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Jizz

is short for Jeremy aswell as male Semen/sperm.
Shan"Hey Jizz lets go talk to those girls over there"

Jizz(Jeremy)"cool man ill just grab my shotty & some duct tape"

Herb"weirdo"
by Shanley2204 November 04, 2010
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Jizz

Term used in parts of Ireland to describe alcoholic beverages.
Paul: I take unreal jizz!
Everyone else: Yes you do, we're clearly unfit for our jizz!
by Trueman_St January 04, 2008
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Jizz

A very uncommon nickname for a "glob of ectoplasm" in Guild Wars.
by Crimzon August 02, 2006
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